Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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