So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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