Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
