she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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