Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Two words: nipple clamps
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