Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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