I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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