I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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