the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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