He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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