In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Randomize
