Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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