I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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