I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Randomize
