youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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