Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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