no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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