Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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