I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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