I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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