I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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