all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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