I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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