She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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