Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
A bitchslap is in order.
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