just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
The power of my boobs compel you
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