This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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