the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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