I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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