Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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