I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
dude. I can hear the air.
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