So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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