Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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