How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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