i need an iv and a liver transplant
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
im six kinds of drunk right now
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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