Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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