who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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