found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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