Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Im part way to drunk.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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