where does the pee come out of this thing
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
