laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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