Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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