I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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