would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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