So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
