her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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