awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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