The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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