i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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