Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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