She said her name was "party"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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