She went from zero to smokin in five shots
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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