? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
they're like a gay fantastic four
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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