Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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