Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Randomize