I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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