She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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