I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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