It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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